Stuck In the Honey Jar

Everywhere I look
Winnie the Pooh

Is eating
honey from a jar

In trees
trashcans
boats
tv
the newspaper
starbucks
photographs
everywhere

He is the
major contender
for the next
president

He's coming
to where I live
soon

To make
a speech
about the
importence
of honey

He was originally
gonna do it near
where I live
at the convention
center

But piglit
his superviser

Said he should
do it in front of
our honey
plant

That's okay
though because
his honey platform

Didn't interest
me

I'm more for
christopher robin

LowPriceLawAdvice

I do low low
priced law
that thaws
out the bad
of my soul
for you
next customer

Planning to see you
Tomorrow
when we sort things out
with your husband

you, I and law
will get it done

The crystal will
help as well
it sees problems
from afar

That's how I knew
you had trouble with
your soul mate

Don't fret,
mate

I also do love
connections

Haven't failed yet
though I have
not had a
customer yet

But it worked for me
went out my room
and met somebody

Never talked to
each other

But she knows we're meant
even if she didn't
see me that day

Which she probably
didn't since I was
watching her from the
fourth floor of where
I live

Which I do everyday
now

Next customer
who do you like

I need to know if you
want me to pair you
up with someone

Don't forget about that
tomorrow

Also you need to
tell me the reason for
your hopeful divorce

If you get this before
you leave work

Look up at the fourth floor
of the huge building
on pork street

I'll be watching
you

L a n g en s h e i d t' s

I once knew someone
we were close

Knew each other from
birth

As time went by
she met someone

I walked her down the
hall to wed the guy

We lost contact
after that

I study definitions
now

That's all I do
all the time

I'm on zebra
now

When I'm done
I'm dedicating

It to her
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