Stuck In the Honey Jar

Everywhere I look
Winnie the Pooh

Is eating
honey from a jar

In trees
trashcans
boats
tv
the newspaper
starbucks
photographs
everywhere

He is the
major contender
for the next
president

He's coming
to where I live
soon

To make
a speech
about the
importence
of honey

He was originally
gonna do it near
where I live
at the convention
center

But piglit
his superviser

Said he should
do it in front of
our honey
plant

That's okay
though because
his honey platform

Didn't interest
me

I'm more for
christopher robin